On this day you have to send your bf some pussy.
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good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional
"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"
Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum in the asshole.
Evan was having an intimate time with Michael when Michael moved down from the shaft to the balls then to the asshole and proceeded to Suck Some Soup.
The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead
"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"
"That's some news!"