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air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.

Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.

by theythempussy February 11, 2024


Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021


breath of fish air

a queef that is directed at the nostrils, usually during 69

We were doing 69 and she gave me a breath of fish air

by RelaxedBreak98 July 28, 2023


Air On The G-string

A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.

If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!

by QuacksO June 9, 2019


air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017


air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.

Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.

by tjmooree July 1, 2019


BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROME

a deadly virus. When one white air force accidentally steps on a black air force, the black air force will be infected with the black air force syndrome. The infected will stomp on every shoe they see, Jordans, Nike, everything. Creasing every shoe on its path.

chigga: "ching chong omg he has the black air force syndrome"
chigga 2: "ching chong yeah lets avoid him"

by Dr, Sol October 7, 2024