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A person, typically past middle-age (though not necessarily so) who is somewhat odd.
What a cooky old bird.
The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.
"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "
where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass
Wow that girl is into being a human bird house
A birb that likes to honk.
Alex lived a life until he died, his son dominic then became the star of the show, their yootoob channel is still up and everything is fine
Have u seen alex the honking bird new video?
No.
He is a birb that honks, look at him honk at a coke, hahaha, look at him honk at a mirror, hahaha,look at him honk at a gingerbonk, hahaha, look at him honk at a motherfucking planet, hahahahahahaha
A person who exhibits a disgusting and often extreme lack of care for personal hygiene and safety.
After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.
Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.
Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.
A ridiculous situation which is very annoying
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
A meaningful way to "give the bird" and help the hungry at the same time. Usually happening around Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Yea, that's cool. Every year around the holidays, he makes it a point to givin-da-bird to the needy. Who doesn't tear up when you can feed someone a turkey dinner?