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People who rape others
A rapist
People who go around raping people like monkeys
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!
That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
Every day is monkey day on may 🐒
Josh: Hey Todd do you know what day it is?
Todd: yeah it's "monkey day"
A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently
I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.
A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost