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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

80๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.

"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."

by poetontheone December 3, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus cant spell

A fat lard mexican headass that cant spell and shoves shit up uis ass

Me:Yo jesus cant spell , you're a faggot
Jesus cant spell: goddamnit

by Asscheecks January 14, 2019


Ginger Jesus

Another name for Ed Sheeran often used by his fans and/or fandom - sheerios. This is used in great excitement or during obsessive fan girl moments. Can also be used in sarcasm by the non-sheerio or when introducing a friend to sheerio culture.

Sheerio 1: 'Oh my god, Shanaynay I got tickets to go see the GINGER JESUS LIVE! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'
Sheerio 2: 'I just want to stroke the ginger jesus' guitar'

Non fan talking to a sheerio: 'Oh of course god bless the ginger jesus'

Sheerio 3: 'This is obviously Ed Sheeran aka the Ginger Jesus. Here is 2435276372 page booklet go learn the sheerio ways.'

by DefiningFandoms June 9, 2013

52๐Ÿ‘ 511๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Christ on a bicycle

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

by CobyPryant March 25, 2007

75๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Zombie Day

Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead

Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight

by Jaster Mereel May 2, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


lord tunderin jesus

a term people from Newfoundland and Labrador or Halifax would use as an overwhelming statement like they have just seen, done or heard something amazing like "oh my god" or "holy crap"

person 1 "lord tunderin jesus i just got a job"

person 2 "no way dear by how did you do it"

by billiam_269 May 21, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž