💗💗Daniel Lu💗💗

Daniel Lu is an absolutely stunning young boy with a beautiful aerodynamic mohawk that allows him to travel at lightspeed. He posses the strength of 50 men, breaking doors instantaneously. To further it up, Lu is occasionally entangled in complex relationships with his 26 girlfriends. He enjoys to scream, eat, and play minecraft. Daniel's specialty is giving out heart-shaped valentines cards to his girlfriends and secret admirers. Long Live!

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A term used to make fun of Daniel or anyone in general.

Here is an example:
Daniel: *wears trash to school*
You: Damn Daniel ar ar ar ar

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Daniel Nicolari - Dirty "Yee-Haw" Style

When you insert a trumpet full of pig feces into the rectum of another while dancing around the poor souls body wearing a cowboy hat.

The way we played that trumpet, he'll never forget his Daniel Nicolari.

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MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse

The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.

*Peers into room*

5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

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when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

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LILFizz And DANIELLE aka DANNY FOR LIVE

LILFizz is my baby I love him for how he is not because he got money it is because his looks.

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