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When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.
See also, Hairy Platypus
After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.
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A President that already served his/her first term.
It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).
"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"
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When someone admits they are a retard to someone.
rahel: man tommorow ima duck you up so bad
alex: nah its okay your just as good as me
rahel: thanks man, i still think im retarded
alex: well maybe a bit
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To be the centre of attention in an embarrassing moment
to be picked on and embarrassed in front of others defines you as a jungle duck
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yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?
The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"
Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?
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A funny funny man who likes asian invasions, and vaginas and fubars.
Yo, Donald Duck is my yo best friend yo on this friggin' website yo!YOOOOO!!!!MOOO!
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When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.
My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
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