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Purple Duck

A woman with large breasts that enjoys having her nipples played with

You see that woman at the gym? I bet her fine ass is a purple duck

by Thesameastheother June 24, 2018


lame duck president

A President that already served his/her first term.

It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).

"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"

by Tzeentch February 16, 2005


duck you up

When someone admits they are a retard to someone.

rahel: man tommorow ima duck you up so bad
alex: nah its okay your just as good as me
rahel: thanks man, i still think im retarded
alex: well maybe a bit

by peterparkerspetparrot June 25, 2014


Jungle duck

To be the centre of attention in an embarrassing moment

to be picked on and embarrassed in front of others defines you as a jungle duck

by LIGHTY January 22, 2007


can a duck swim?

yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?

The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"

Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?

by Colourful English May 09, 2006


Donald Duck

A funny funny man who likes asian invasions, and vaginas and fubars.

Yo, Donald Duck is my yo best friend yo on this friggin' website yo!YOOOOO!!!!MOOO!

by chodey chodifus May 04, 2003


Duck Butter Surprise

When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.

My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.

by Doc184 July 10, 2010