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A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
When you are eating a girl out and she farts.
Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.
Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
An anthropomorphic dragon species created by furries that is covered in fluffy fur and has fluffy cat-like ears. This species was created by Deanna Biesemeyer
F1: Bro what's your sona?
F2: It's a Dutch Angel Dragon named "Azarath"
You are a person of which should off themselves
"Hey jimmy wanna fuck?"
"Nah cba"
"Ffs u are such a dutch person" Being dutch卐
You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.
That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.