P1: Yo what do you think of ethan in fourth block?
P2: He is a penis head.
He is perfect figure
-like a god
-incredibly handsome
-funny
-loveable
-big 7 inch slong 😉
-loyal af for his Queen
-knows when someone is lying
-is quiet a lot but very assertive and a good listener
-likes to do most and everything
- has a few friends
- keeps some secrets but shares some to the ones he loves
He is just the best and most amazing person you will ever meet
Ethan is god-like
The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.
Girl 1: I failed the test
Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky
Really bad at Halo Reach. He's a cool guy though. He's really smart and can take your girl with just a smile and a joke. Very funny guy and will instantly make your heart melt.
Person 1: Ethan's really cute, I might ask him out.
Person 2: I would, but he sucks at Halo
an acronym for "essential Tinder hangout attendee's name".
When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
Last night Tinder dudes offended our ethan so we stood up and left the date.