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The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!
Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.
The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.
When one or two people dance with each other and it escalates to the whole world dancing with him/her/them in perfect sync. This effect is prevalent in Bollywood movies, hence the name.
"I saw a couple dancing to a catchy tune in the horizon and the next thing you know, I'm dancing with my friends behind the couple without any reason and nailing it on my first try!"
"That's the Bollywood effect."
• The ۰ Hump۰hries Effect
- Social Phenomenon
- Involved in the absorption of any knowledge that embodies artistic, political, and social information.
The known and unified example of creative and intellectual contamination subjectively appearing in any forum where information is distributed in the human social dynamic.
A reference to the living example of a unquestioned abomination of the artistic social realm
-- vis a vis: The Equation trying to balance itself out.
Chad: "Hey, want to check out that new 'Space Town' movie? I hear it's really good."
Tad: "Nah, that movie has some serious Humphries Effect; Eddie from work totally loved it and Eddie from work is a total douche"
Chad: "I understand, for I am all too aware of the potency of The Humphries Effect and the effect it has upon creative materials we all try to enjoy."
“ The Keaira Effect “ is when you walk past this girl with a pretty face, perky breast and big ole booty. You don’t know if your tripping , but the moment you see her , you instantly fall in love and want to fuck on her.
Guy 1: this black girl with a pretty face, perky boobs and fat ass walked past me while I was at the mall, I couldn’t forget about her .
Guy2: yeah that was “Keaira “ , be careful bro “ the keaira Effect “ is real
Guy 1: nigga what’s the “ Keaira Effect “
Guy 2: bro you don’t know, any nigga that sees her can’t forget about her
Guy 1: I know nigga i love that fine ass bitch
The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.
Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.
John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?
Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.
when you lose your ever loving fucking mind over this chick dude that loves and fucks too good but loves too hard to be kept
That girl looks heartbroken and crazy all at the same time, must be the trekia effect.