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Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
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A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual
I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street
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obviously people think that there is a definition of this but there isn't so get over it pheasants
there is no use of it "eggs danny thomas style"
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The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"
Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Rolls"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..
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When someone says something completely irrelevant.
Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
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An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
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