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Spending five days with nuclear diseases
I just spent Five Nights at Freddy's.
Five Night's at Freddies is a horror game based in the 90's or whatever the fuck.
Hey, do you play Five Nights at Freddies???
A point-and-click (Or in Security Breach puzzle)/horror game with a lot of lore. Also the bane of MatPat's existence.
Guy 1: They made a new Five Nights at Freddy's game.
Guy 2: Poor MatPat.
a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person
Me: Ugh I died!
*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.
Sleeping with five different partners in a single day, without their knowledge of eachother.
Hey bro, how were your dates yesterday? Awesome, I joined the High Five Club!
Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper
The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five
I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.