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*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

G means gangster u hat0r
u just a n00b hu dont no shit

*G'd* up from tha *feet* up

by tom May 5, 2005

7πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH

said from a person who has insectophobia x 1000

*sees and* AW SHIT AHHHHHHHHHH ANT? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AHHH GET IT AWAY I AHTE IT KILL IT KILL IT IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH

by ishu4 May 14, 2023


National get head from your ex day

Your ex has to give you head on may 19 or she a ho ass bitch

Did you know it’s National get head from your ex day?

by @z17.will_ May 11, 2022


If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

by Tiktaalik fan April 20, 2022


I have to go get milk from the store

The act of needing to go get milk from the store.

I have to go get milk from the store.

by Ihavetogogetmilkfromthestore February 18, 2022

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wow, we truly came from hell

No wonder we are all so touchy and hot-headed.

Wow, we truly came from hell.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted

well lets get a gun and shot him cuz he A BUT!!!!

foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted suck he makes loud noises and he takes away your power shot him!!!

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 6, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž