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A sellout California punk band whose lead singer sounds like Bob Dylan on extreme doses of Ritalin. Their latest hit, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is an annoying, over-played piece of dogshit.
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Green Day is one of the worst rock bands in the history of life itself. They are a pop/punk band from somewhere on this Earth, which nobody cares. They suck complete ass. Billy Joe is a terrible singer and cannot play guitar. Their bassist and drummer both suck too.
Contrary to popular beleif, Green Day is not good.
According to my statistics, 79% of all 14 year old boys & girls like Green Day.
According to my other statistics, Green Day pumped 79% of all 14 year old boys & girls full of drugs to make them like Green Day.
If Tenacious D or Iron Maiden played at a Green Day show, every single one of the little 13 year old Green Day fans would dissappear of this Earth. So would Greenday.
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Abbreviation: "GF". Refers to blonde women who pretend to be beards for their questionable husbands.
Observer: "That Green Fairy's husband is flirting with another twink in front of her...She should probably start refurbishing his closet; he might be there for a while."
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A lodo (low down) term for marijuana so people think you are cultured and matured, when you are really talking about pot.
-Yo, do you know where to go for green peace?
-Yea, it's $25 a gram, $60 an eighth.
-Damn, this better be some good green peace.
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A member of the Royal Marines, who specialise in amphibious operations.
Only after passing out at Lympstone can you EARN your green beret.
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1. A day spent doing nothing but smoking marijuana(it's said that the band Green Day got it from being stoned and watching Sesame Street).
2. A band from Oakland, California consisting of three members: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt(real name is Michael Ryan Pritchard) and Tré Cool(AKA Frank Edwin Wright III). And just a reminder for new fans: GREEN DAY IS TWO WORDS. Idjits...
3. The coolest fucking band in existence.
1. Yesterday was a green day.
2. "It's GREEN DAY, not Greenday. Dumbass."
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While laying back and receiving a blow job, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. Works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
I had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk - perfect timing to give her green freckles.
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