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When a dog brushes his feet on the grass or dirt after he defecates.
Bowzer always dusts his donuts after he poos.
When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.
Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds
Chewing on his shoulder
Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.
When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.
Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers
Or pushing a guy’s cab. Euphemism for gay sex.
Yeah, he got left at the bar and we were hitting it off, so y’know. I helped push his cab.
Don't ya hide away from the
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
You stay good baby
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due