lame hand

The extending of the arm, and then releasing of the wrist, making the hand go in a downward motion.

Often done to/at someone/something that is lame, or has preformed a stupid act.

Done to show lameness at a person or object.

Origin unknown.

She was being an asshat, so she got the lame hand.

He kicked my tots, so I gave him the lame hand.

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Hand Shammy

A hand job by a jewish girl

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.

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hand wash

When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.

"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.

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Nice hands

(N•ice Han•ds)
This is an expression used when someone makes a mistake usually with their hands. It can even go as far as them accidentally breaking something, falling, or any another accidental mistake where they may not even be using their hands. Really just a sarcastic ass remark following someone's mistake.

Here comes our waitress with a tray full of drinks. OH NO! She just dropped them all over the table. Damn! NICE HANDS! Now get us a towel!

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invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

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hand-holdy

Too easy, treating gamers like idiots

hand-holdy i have no idea what should i write here so somebody edit this

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hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

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