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That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm
Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.
Going to the toilet for urination. You take a 'break' of the tasks a human does on every day base.
1. He will be right back in the meeting - he is on a human break.
2. He won't be able to join since he is on a human break.
When a group of at least 3 people participate in a train-like conjunction where one man is penetrating another man who is then penetrating a female or another male. It can be at least 3 men or 2 men and a girl. There can be as many men participating as pleased.
Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!
Ronny walked in on Clarissa and Jason making sweet sweet love. Ronny went up to Jason and began penetrating his tight little asshole as Jason pounded Clarissa. The three of them were connected by the genetalia, forming a Human Sextipede
Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.
Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"
Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
said when you think society is doomed.
Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.
I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.
Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."