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Receiving a blowjob in which the giver uses so much teeth, it's as if they are attempting to dredge the flesh from the penis, similar to a dredge scraping the bottom of a waterway to make it deeper.
"Dude when she went down on me it felt more like a dredge job than a blow job."
"That dredge job left my penis feeling like I made love to Edward Scissorhands, or a food processor."
When getting a blowjob from two girls at the same time.
I got a both job last night
A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.
when a fag blows a "straight" guy
Mindy's husband got drunk at the bar and got a torch job behind the building
The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.
Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."