just dank

when someone says you’re “just dank”, that is a phat insult. it means you’re all dank and no meme and if you’re all dank and no meme then you’re useless and irrelevant

“you’re wack and you know nothing. you’re just dank my guy. nothing more and nothing less, just dank. smh”

Dradass Just

A person who likes to have sexual intercourse with people who have dwarfism

Rory is a dradass just

i just know its brown

opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown

Friend 1: She ugly as fuck lookin like dobby ass ho
Friend 2: i just know its brown

just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.

Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.

Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

Just Sayin'

This phrase is used by someone after it is pointed out that their preceding comment(s) seemed to be those of a hater. It's also said after an insult in disguise, or when someone is jealous of you, but wont/can't say it directly.

Bob: "Damn Tommy, you got another pair of watch? You're like some trust fund kid."
Tommy: "Why are you worried about my watches? It sounds like you hatin' on me or something."
Bob: "Nah bro...C'mon, Im just sayin' bro. We're bro's, right?"

or

Bob: "Nice shoes Tommy."
Tommy: "Thanks Bob! You really like em'?"
Bob: "Yea, they're soooooo coooooool :/"
Tommy: "The way you said that make it seem as though you think otherwise."
Bob: "Nah bro... c'mon bro... They're cool, im just sayin' bro."