after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrates the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
Light Villanti is a style of music, even a lifestyle to some.
Similar to funk, villanti borrows from a wide range of music styles.
Light Villanti is heavily influenced by trip hop and reggae, essentially being a cross between the two. Other strong influences in light villanti include drum 'n' bass and soul.
In terms of tempo, Light Villanti ranges between 90bpm and 140bpm usually following a 2/4 or 4/4 time signature.
So I guess at the end of the day it's just shmusic
Light Villanti artists include - Nicholas Jaar - Dev Lemons - tame impala- tennyson
During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.
The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.
Bro Target caught the BUD LIGHT VIRUS. I hope Busch Light doesn't catch it
A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.
"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier
"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
(Phrase can also be re-arranged)
to say "Light the Greens"
ay dog, I've been workin too hard, lets go light the greens.