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a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.
1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.
The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.
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The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?
Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
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One of the three protagonists of the game , GTA - 5 , or Grand Theft Auto-5 . He is rich as hell , and his family is more spoilt than rotten milk....I'm serious; a big house having a fat son who does nothing but jerks off , smokes pot and keeps playing a game similar to C.O.D or Call Of Duty, a daughter who is sluttish and tries to make a career in the movies, but turns out to be a skank always and a wife who is a hypocrite....an alcohol binging, drug using "yoga" woman. Her yoga , means your verginity loss. Michael gives more than just one fuck about all these things...but the reason behind his richness , is his and his wife's horrible past. He , along with his best friends -Trevor Philips , Brad , and Lester was a trailer trash bank robber. He met his wife ,Amanda , who at that time was no one but a stripper. Their life could make you comment things like "Fuckin' white trash cunts!" Or something like that. Once, during a robbery, their getaway vehicle- a helicopter , was missing. Due to this, the cops started shooting at them. Brad got shot, so did Mike. Trevor was all alone fighting the cops. He couldn't hold them off, and had to run away. Lester was caught by the cops and was granted a bail, but had a broken leg for the rest of his life. The next thing Trevor witnessed was the funerel of "dearly beloved Michael Townley". Little or nothing did anyone know, that Michael ran off with the money, set up a base for buisness in San Andreas and became rich.
Guy 1 - hey Tracey, your booty look sexy! Can I have a night with you?
Tracey De Santa- Im michael de santa's daughter , you dick!
Guy 2 to guy 1- the next thing that's gonna happen is a bald headed old guy who supposedly is her fathers friend, is going to pull your easophagus out of your earholes. So , run.
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A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.
Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?
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The act of placing a naked woman on her back, then spreading her legs wide open then letting a pit bull go fucking apeshit crazy on her stankin ass pussy.
Last night I Michael Vicked this chick, now she dates my dog instead of me.
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Michael Jordan the most overrated player of all time. How can he be better than LeBron, if he is not better than kareem. How can he can be the GOAT if he isn't the best at anything?
GOAT Scorer:Kevin Durant
GOAT Shooter:Steph Curry
GOAT Passer:Magic Johnson
GOAT playmaker:LeBron James
GOAT defender:Bill Russell
GOAT Peak:LeBron
GOAT Longevity:LeBron
GOAT Playoff peformer:LeBron
Only Casual NBA fans would say Jordan is the GOAT because the famous old saying Jordan is 6-0 and LeBron is 4-6 in the finals. The only reason why MJ is 6-0 is because he versed NO COMPETITION! Not to mention he is 1-9 without Scottie Pippen. MJ retired in 93-95 because he was scared of hakeem! The best finals player Michael Jordan played against was Magic Johnson, and he had AIDS/HIV, the bulls put pippen on magic also so MJ had to do nothing on defense. From 96-98 MJ wasn't even a top 3 defender on his team! Pippen,Rodman and Ron Harper were all better defenders! His east competition wasn't even that good! The best he versed was a rookie shaq and reggie miller. The only two good teams he ever versed in the east was the celtics and the pistons. Larry Bird Swept him! LeBron haters love to say Curry is 3-1 against LeBron in the playoffs and then forget Isiaiah Thomas is 3-1 also against MJ in the playoffs. MJ fans also love to say that LeBron got saved by allen and kyrie and then forget that MJ got saved by Paxson and Kerr too! In conclusion, Michael Jordan is the most overrated player ever
Michael Jordan is 1-9 Without Scottie Pippen. LOL
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