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Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.
Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.
3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.
A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult
“messiah mike is just a different feen”
used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.
"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"