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Orca Penis

A large disgusting penis similar to a horse penis or a BBC (Big Black Cock). One that is above 12 inches when not errect. Comes from the large size of the whale commonly known as the Orca's genitalia.

Example 1: "Hey man, did you have sex last night?" "Nah man. When I whipped out my Orca Penis she turned it down."
Example 2: *Pulls out grossly large penis* "Oh hell no I ain't choking on that Orca Penis of yours!"

by TrumpSteaks February 22, 2017

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Penis Bubble

A Person Who Is Extremly Annoying. Much Like That Bubble You Find On Your Penis.

Yeah He's Such A Penis Bubble

by PsychoObssesedx3 January 30, 2011

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


penis culture

n. (the adj. is β€œpenis-cultural”) The term comes from Part II of Maggie Paley’s book β€œThe Book of the Penis” (Grove Press, 2000). A conflation of late-adolescent and hip-hop culture, traditional sexist and homophobic attitudes in young men which makes them consider anything outside their everyday experience and their obsession with bodily functions and especially their own penis as β€œgay”. For instance, in penis culture, a child collecting seashells as a hobby is β€œgay”.

The penis-cultural movie reviewers weren’t kind to β€œMeet the Spartans”.

Any film that is not the adaptation of a comic-book can be seen as an insult to American penis culture.

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


little penis

A small dick usually seen on the body of a liitle kid. Sometimes can be embarassing.

Mike has such a little penis that's it's like circle jerking with a five year old.

When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.

by Urban Slang Master April 4, 2006

87πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Broken penis

When fucking in the shower goes horribly wrong, resulting in a trip to the hospital, one month of abstinence and a slight lean to the left.

I have a broken penis.

by calmyourself February 3, 2010

36πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


e-penis

An Internet Relay Chat term used to describe how long a user has been connected to the network without being disconnected.

Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."

by Phaedrus2nd November 2, 2009

44πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


penis sex!

sex with two penises!

joe and bob had penis sex! last night!

by hot-man-boy23 September 9, 2009

152πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž