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A guy who is much better than Trym
Petter: Wow, Trym i wish you were more like Anders Georg.
Trym: Yeah, i agree.
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St george illawarra are by far the best team in the NRL, who could top the players like the sexy morris twins, matt cooper (yumm da- da- dumm ), wendell sailor, jason nightingale and jamie soward. oh and i forgot to metion that the dragons THRASHED the roosters earlier this year in one of their thrilling matches which will be remembered for years to come, especailly in jordon, yea thats right, jordon, as in the boys name; conscious!
ST GEORGE ILLAWARRA
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Something that gets you fucked up and its bullshit. Like the president George Bush.
Smokin on dat George Bush
Drinkin on dat George Bush
"Georgia Bush", cause the president is a bitch.
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The day you can go around kneeling on the closest persons neck to you this day happens once a month on the 14th so grab a friend and get to kneeling .
“Hey man did you hear that it’s George Floyd day”
“Yes I have so you better run before I lick your toes”
“Oh No not again I’m sorry”
“Too late”
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George III By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Arch-treasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg
A greatly misunderstood king. Started his reign by winning the seven year war (sometimes called the First World War) against France. Gave the control of the crown estates (The Monarchs main source of income) to Parliament. His Governments repealed the Stamp duty imposed on Americans shortly after they were imposed. He always yielded to his cabinet in keeping with the role of a Constitutional Monarch. He is often given the blame for losing the colonies but that responsibility should be given to Lord North the Prime Minister who ignored petitions for representation given to parliament.
He had a great interest in the Sciences funding a significant collection of mathematical instruments now on display in London’s science Museum, he funded the largest telescope ever built at that time which discovered the planet Uranus (initially it was named after George). Helped the Agricultural revolution reach its peak.
Yet all he is remembered for is that in his last years 1811-1820 he went mad. 9 years of madness out of 59 years of reign isn't too bad.
American Revolutionary: Down with King George and his taxes
Pedantic person: Don’t blame the King you should blame Lord North
So apart from total unopposed control of India; £8.1 Bn of estates; keeping Napoleon at bay; an enormous collection of scientific instruments; the discovery of Uranus; helping to maintain a system of democratically elected governments; massive advances in agriculture paving the way for the industrial revolution. What has King George the Third ever done for us?
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For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.
For Example.
Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...
Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...
Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!
Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)
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A curious ape prostitute that may have a somewhat orange complexion.
George the street fairy is playing on the monkey bars..
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
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