Rural Dictionary

Packing

Embarrassing virtual roast match on bad microphones between two 13 year old boys on the godawful platform of Discord. These people like to use AAVE and the N-word repeatedly even though most of them are underweight, attention-deprived, vitamin D-deficient white children. There is no talent involved, to win you must be the loudest and scream the most random “roasts” you can think of, while trying not to suddenly become self-aware of how you’re wasting your life and implode out of embarrassment. If you keep going enough you will start to hear your ancestors’ groans of despair and anguish coming up from your sweat-drenched floorboards. Virtual female attention may be acquired, and possibly nude images will be exchanged, but nudes are easier to get over Discord than a loaf of bread at a bakery, so the winner can not even brag about his prize because all the others in the call tend to have terabytes of underage nudes as well.
NB: if you are NOT a 13 year old child and you are partaking in these activities you may be suffering from a syndrome known as “lonely manlet syndrome”. I’d suggest seeing a qualified psychiatrist for urgent help.

*On Roblox*
Josh: “Yo Connor, I packed the shit out of that n***a Donald last night bro”
Connor: “Shmoked. Smokin’ on dat Donald pack rn OG”
Josh: “I’m the god of packing no cap”

by YH8 September 14, 2022