people without phones

People who are too poor to be part of the other 99.99% of the USA that have cellphones.

Okay Class, who here has a phone.
*everyone raises hands besides you*
YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE?!?!?! LLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
-This is an example of people without phones

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The People's Republic of Jayanth Miranda

A country full of IT professionals

Hey Daddy, let's go The People's Republic of Jayanth Miranda and order for our lunch, heard they plan the best lunch.

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meat is done. people are finished.

A rude remark made by rude people when someone tries to say they're done with something. Meant to convey that the person saying it is intelligent in some way, but only succeeds in making that person look impolite and pretentious. Incidentally, the supposed grammar rule this is based on is not accepted by any English usage guides.

Person 1: "I'm done with my food"

Person 2: "Meat is done. People are finished."

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Horny people have rights

I can confirm that horny people do, in fact, have rights.

Person 1: Do horny people have rights?
Person 2: Yes, horny people have rights.

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people who eat dogs

Chinese people

Oh no! Yo-Yo is eating my dog because people who eat dogs are Chinese.

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people who play magic

Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls

Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot

There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7

People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D

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People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."