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"Jillian, hold my Champagne flute, I have to 'Throw a Piss' in the lavatory"
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a phrase used when one is nervous and/or scared. usually used when you cant think of anything strong enough to express your nervousness
Fuck, I forgot to study for finals! Man, I'm pissing shit
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A male that lies all the time for no reason then gets mad when he's called out on it. Even if u have documented proof.
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Peeing on your girl while she is sitting on a couch.
My girlfriend said I could not swiss piss on her at the hotel, so I gave her some chocolate and proved her wrong.
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The sexual act of having sex with a woman during the process of having an abortion induced by an RU486 pill. Right before the man ejaculates he smears the blood and baby bits on the face of the woman and proceeds the wash off the blood and fetus residue by urinating on the woman.
(1) I thought there were no new sex acts, but then when my girlfriend was aborting my child I found a way to combine incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, child abuse, paraphilia, felacio, and normal sex in to a new sex act called the fetal piss.
(2) The fetal piss is the new standard for degrading women.
(3) She's slut, she would probably do a fetal piss if she got knocked up.
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The feeling I get when people enter definitions for bands that simply state their extreme godlike status, yet give no info on the band whatsoever.
This entry for the band Silverchair pisses me off:
"THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE. Thank you."
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Miller Lite.
Can also be abbreviated CP.
Go to the party store and grab me a sixer of Cat Piss!
Hey, Lou, pass me a cold CP!
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