The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
Person 1: You look happy, how come?
Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night
A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it
You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole
A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"
hey dude, me and Kevin did the Russian Rugburn last night. His chest was beet red after.
When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.
Canadians have rock hard Russian breadsticks.
The act of storing large amounts of vodka on a bus and driving cross country with a minimum of 5 people
"Dude u wanna do a Russian party bus"
"Hell no I'm not badass enough for that"
The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!
Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL