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A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.
It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.
When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.
" hey man me and my girl tried the trusty rusty last night, she got mad and left"
Rusty trophy : When a girl takes a rather large butt plug in, and as a token of your appreciation, you pull it out and hand it over for her to clean with her mouth.
She gave me a rusty trombone, I had to reciprocate with a rusty trophy.
My good girl deserves a rusty trophy for her obedience.
I got on one knee and handed her her own rusty trophy as a token of my appreciation.
Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.
"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."
The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.
I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP
The act of lying about sitting your pants
No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.