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A place where seagulls shit everywhere, full of wannabe roadmen and everyone stinks of weed 24/7. It’s just a school full of fuckin retards who struggle to add 4 + 3 together and wonder why they walk out with 2s and 3s for gcse.
Sandwich technology school, yeh wouldn’t go there personally
the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!
" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "
When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
A silly Filipino Minecraft build youtuber who I like. He also has roughly 400k subs, but hasn’t uploaded in a month
I’m in his Average Tuna Sandwiches discord and it’s very nice, and I’m not saying that because he has a gun to my head
Packing a bowl in the order of weed, tobacco, weed.
Dude can you pack me a moke? Sure, but I call it a tobacco lettuce sandwich
When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face
Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows