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Packing a bowl in the order of weed, tobacco, weed.
Dude can you pack me a moke? Sure, but I call it a tobacco lettuce sandwich
A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.
I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.
This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!
" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "
When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
sexual- a woman gets a cracker of her choice and scrapes out the dick cheese of an uncircumcised guy then eats it before she sucks him off
Susie always uses a Ritz cracker when she makes an odor eater sandwich
A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.
Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.
A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.
I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.