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Metal Elitest

A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal

Will always listen to Pantera if offered

Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica

Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band

Easily triggered when their music is judged

WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten

Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.

Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.

by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017


Heavy Metal Butterfly

A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor disorder.

Girl #1. "So I heard Brandon is cheating on his wife again!"
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."

by Pochino July 19, 2008

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metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable

I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.

by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022


Horny metal

A sub- genre of metal that is really sexaulized. This music can be either sexaulized within the lyrics or is a sub- genre of metal music you can boink someone to.

Example bands- Sleep token, Deaftones, Type O Negative and Nine inch nails

Chad- Hey dude did you listen to the new Sleep token album that shit slaps!
Michael- No dude I don’t listen to that stupid Horny metal.

by magicfrog21 November 11, 2024


on your metal

An overused management phrase often used in team meetings as a motivational or performance booster which often leaves those present thinking 'what the hell does that even mean?' and 'Is he just making up his own quotes now?'. A generic phrase with no historical provenance. Frequently used in team meetings before or after recent poor performance or acts of sheer incompetence this generic term is a camouflaged attempt to get certain staff to improve and perform better. However they are deaf to the suggestion it is aimed at them and such use often 'goes straight over their heads'.

Manager - 'I don't want to tell you all how to suck eggs but you all need to be on your metal today'

by Is this a bad dream October 31, 2023


Metal thots

Girl that says she listens metal music just to have attention. She does not know any history of metal and never listened to a full album of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden or other bands like that. Usually loves metallica or bands that look like them

-Hey you see this Metal Thots there?
-Yes she probably does not know what Black Sabbath sounds like

by Okay696969 August 16, 2018


Resin or metal

A phase usually ment as a choice directed towards one's own sexual partner to pick a cock-cage that is either made of metal or a metal like material, or resin. Usually most associated with petplay, BDSM, or any of it's sub categories.

Person 1: "Which cage do you want on? Resin or Metal?"
Person 2:"I haven't gone with the resin cage in a bit so I guess resin it is"

by The Bulbmin Guy February 2, 2024