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Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.
They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
this boy never knows when to give up on things and i love that about him tbh it can be sad watching him get rejected for the like idk the 8th time LMAO but like he finally found someone who likes him back so lmao good for him. hes rlly funny and nice at times. this mf wears the same shit everyday!! gotta strive in that champion hoodie huh? good for him tbh he gets the bitches in that champion hoodie. maybe he'll get even more in the todoroki one he got for his birthday. nah but actually hes really nice and a cool guy although that mf is sad like when i mean sad i mean sad sad that man needs a hug nah not even that will do that mf needs more then just a hug he needs like 2 hugs because damn he is sad. i wish he wouldnt hide everything with a lil dumb mask and not show that hes upset so people wont worry abt him like man its sad. recently he kinda spilled everything out at me and wow he is sad like i feel bad for him.
person: wow that person is really funny and gets no bitches!!
me: oh yeah thats just my good pal jacob.
Jacob is very silent around strangers, but around friends, he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you, you won't even know it. So keep an eye open! He is athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with dark hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun and gets all the girls...and guys >:(
Person 1: Look there's Jacob!
Person 2: Look at him go!
A greaser and an emo. If you ever see a jacob you will probably become friends just to call him emo. If you ever see a long and shaggy haired emo greaser, chances are he’s a Jacob.
Wow man, look at that greaser with the anime shirt, he must be a Jacob.
An athletic guy who’s talented in many things. He’s modest and tells you how things are. But at times he can get prideful and overprotective but in the end he does it because he feels like he need to prove himself. In the end he’s a good guy who will care for you whenever and however.
Yo, what’s up Jacob!
semi-tall,blond, beach boy vibes. gets all the bitches he wants but goes for guys instead. loves to get down and dirty in bed with men but is still straight for cute girls, jk he likes men
shawna-OMG, i slept with jacob last night.
Reba-i thought he slept with men
Shawna- ik, my boyfreind said he had a big dick though