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horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 5, 2024


Donkey and horse

Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not

Donkey and horse don't look alike

by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023


Angry horse

When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.

Look at that girl who keeps posting pictures of her horse, that is one angry horse.

by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 2, 2015


Horse cork

A cork that was once in a horses ass and now in a humans ass to serve as a but plug

Hey are you going to use that horse cork?

by ET-HAN123 January 19, 2018


Plunge horse

A horse at long odds who receives the predominant amount of market money at a late stage in betting and thus ‘plunges’ the price into favouritism or near favouritism.

How many fucking times does your plunge horses have to get rolled before people wake up and realise your a fucking dud!!

by Big_jim420 February 10, 2024


Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021


fuck the horse

saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway

MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE

by roachifer November 29, 2024