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Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi
when a perons pp is so big that it looks like a baby tree
damn son whered you find that.
Tree's son
When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.
Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.
1.Fallen tree overlaying another fallen tree, making the top a bouncy sit for pot smokers. 2. Popular meet up spot for selling drugs. 3. See Back Door
"Yo let's me up a bouncy tree and burn one!"
Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up
Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree
To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.
"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"
A Tree Tie Back involves two maybe three, but occasionally works with large numbers as well. Unfortunately, far too often most folks go years without - but still, everyone remembers their first Tree Tie Back.
“A Tree Tie Back? I remember my first Tree Tie Back! It’s been far too long.”
“Tree Tie Back’s aren’t for the weak of heart that’s for sure - must’ve been me & Nan back in 82’”