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This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.
Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!
In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!
It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.
Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin
“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
Example 1:
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
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Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
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someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!
did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?
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Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.
John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.
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something that sucks in another persons life
James: oh man! i aint got no money
John: well aint that a turd in your toilet!
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