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When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.
Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!
To describe to state of ones eyes after one participates in smoking canabis in large quanties.
The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.
A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.
How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day
when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole
man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!
A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes
The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.
Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"