Sam is the most annoying person ever. They are most likely really selfish and doesn’t care about others. He always think they are the best and above others when they are really not
Sam get a life man!
Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change. Also he is good at masturbation with much ease.
Boy: Hey you know Sam?
Girl: Nah but I hear he's a fast fish
A fit boy who all the girls swoon over, he tends to have an overly large penis and he gets all the girls. He is a babe magnet and is very popular with the chicks.
You know Sam? He’s such a fitty
He is an annoying, ugly arse and dosn't know when to SHUT THE F*** UP
A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.
“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”
“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”
Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
That damned Sam is an interesting lne
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