The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.
"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."
When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.
I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.
When you turn someone down on something and they want to show you they can do or get it anyway somewhere else and send you photo proof with the intention of getting under your skin
I can’t believe he just sent me a doppelgänger dump.
Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there
Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger
when u got a diddy dump on yo head
“what’s that on yo head?”
“lil ugly ahh with a diddy dump”
The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!