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(n) November 2, 2004
The first objective of Operation American Freedom is to oust the Bush regime.
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The hour when american idol is playing on TV that kids know is freedom to safely look at porn without being caught, as the parents are preoccupied.
Jake: You beat off last night?
John: Yeah, american idol was on
Jake: Ahh, american idol hour
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First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.
Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."
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A few lesbo teachers, a psycotic vietnom vet, a pissed off french lady teaching english, A man of numbers that made all the girlys wet, Home of the panthers!!!
HANAU... U KNOW
Holy shit there is some fucked up shit going on at Hanau American Highschool.
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The new Green Day CD!
Don't listen to it,it's horrible!
Just place your beer can on it.
This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!
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When the american people/nation refuse to believe that there nation has been involved in illegal activities and attacking countries that posed no threat to them. These people who suffer from ARTB will blindly protect their beliefs with the strength and insanity of an insane religious zealet. Deep down, we pity them.
American Refusal to believe is a condition and was a definition until someone suffering from it recommended for deletion. obviously it was deleted, but i restored it.
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Note: This is defining the term, not the people.
A ridiculous and ill applied label that was accepted with a thoughtless rush just to make white people feel at ease and slightly noble.
Those African Americans are great!
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