he is my dream car

A guy youd dream of riding 😉

Sam; he is my dream car.

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You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

El Cajon Car Bomb

Like an Irish Car Bomb, but made out of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Dollar tree Coffee Creamer and Black Velvet whiskey. Generally drank by underage teens attempting to make an Irish Car Bomb.

Are you really about to drink an El Cajon Car Bomb?

Fuck Boy Car Freshener

Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.

Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”

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Fluffy E-car

Very fluffy
Likes cates and also ducks
Leader of the e-car gang
Not sus/fat
Kinda cute

Fluffy E-car is not sus at all

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Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

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New-car-sal

What southerners call Newcastle.

"You going up New-car-sal this weekend?"

"Yeah man, new-car-sal's where it's at"

"It's not, but hey"

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