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When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
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The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out
I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever
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A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.
A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.
A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.
"I Chocolate Baja Blast on the first date Ken, Fuck you!"
BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.
Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.
Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.
Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.
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A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.
J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.
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