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Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
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An original cookie base out of Freeport, LI. Originated out of the pure wub for the world, meant to be share and not to be withheld from the world.
OMG moo cow is bringing Moo Cow Cookies!
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When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
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a way of asking if someone is kinky or vanilla
cookie dough or vanilla?
cookie dough
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Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.
Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention
When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.
Guy: (left on read)
Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
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a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective
Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter
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