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David yates

Meaning a sexy guy whos dick id blow all the way home id bounce up and down on it till he couldnt cum no more id not quit intill he begged me to id make sweet hardcore dirty sex to his tall skinny ass with the Y vain in his head and ninja RC tattoo yep thats you boo 😘

#1hey david yates were you been.
#3 around...y watsup?
#1well if u want we can wait intill he leaves to play a game with me
#3ok but wat do u mean ?

#1 just wait ima show u its a surprise "wink wink"

#2=he ...goes to store
#1 me as she gets on #3.

#3 ...oh shiit gurl....shhhiiittt.
#1 starts blowing the job then the job starts to get harder and harder so she puts his dick in her pussy then its a done deal makin a piggy squeel type shit lol

by Cheybaby101 January 28, 2018


David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024


david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018


Leonard David duke

The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble

Damn Leonard David duke is one bad ass motha fucka!

by Astroman2526 October 28, 2011


David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!

Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?

by 999merie March 9, 2021


On David

the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.

On David!!!

by giandola December 5, 2018


David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024