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When you are engaging in sexual intercourse. The woman clenches hard and twists during missionary. Thus dislocating his penis and and conquering yet another unsuspecting victim.
“ last year on spring break, I decided to get back at Larry for cheating so I gave him the Miami death roll”
“Man I can’t believe Vicky gave me a Miami death roll”
a absolutely top class song by mgk meaning he feels so close to death it’s in his pocket
hey bro I’ve got death in my pocket recently
The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.
I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.
Refers to the potential failure of a cloud computing network.
Google experienced a massive blue cloud of death yesterday that shutdown 10 million subscribers of their G-storage service.
a song saying that you do not fear death and tempting the reaper to catch you is it can.
guy1: so what was your favorite track from pizza tower?
guy2: 100% The Death That I Deservioli, sent chills down my spine every time I herd it
guy 1: same!
When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.
Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."
the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
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