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Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.
Stop being such a fucking dick dong...
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-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont
-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.
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vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.
Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?
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The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.
Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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When a dick is put into a woman's mouth when she has water in it. She seals her lips around his dick, and gurgles, creating a Dick Jacuzzi.
"She gave me the wildest Dick Jacuzzi last night."
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an act in which active members of the Delta Kappa Tau fraternity consume their beverages by which liquid is poured upon and thus flows along the cock stem of one brother, trickling off into the mouth of another brother.
"Hold my cupcakes while I dick chug your soy latte."
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A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.
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