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A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.
Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
A drinking game with vague rules that will get you wasted in no time.
Game: Drunk drunk.
Rules: Take a shot every time someone takes a shot.
Go up to your friend and take a shot infront of them. If they are partaking in the game drunk drunk they must drink resulting in you also having to drink. This can go on indefinitely.
People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains
" Hand me my Keys "
" but your drunk "
" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "
" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
being built drunk means that you have an odd shaped body. the way your built depends on how blown you are.
She’s built so drunk
Bro i’m ngl he’s built drunk
Vaping only when intoxicated.
Oh , I’m into drunk vaping. I only vape when i’m drinking!