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A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.
You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.
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Any one persons facebook book page that is filled with a plethora of statuses relating to hating or fighting with their significant other, updating way too much or just plain crazy.
Dude, that chick is hot, but she's got one nasty facebook.
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When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.
Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"
Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."
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A guy or a girl who randomly adds people and scans through their profiles and pictures, send harrassing messages and thinks everything you post is about them and / or refers to them. They also send you lot of romantic gestured gifts the moment you add them, and steal your pics to post them on messages they send you and commenting on your good looks.
girl posts a status:
"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"
scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm
girl: huh? what talks?
Private message From scott:
"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"
girl to friends:
"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"
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Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.
Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.
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When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post
I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.
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1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .
2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
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