This is the act of acting gay in front of girls but later getting in there pants.
Shaun said " dude stop doing a Landon King"
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A thinly veiled insult. Short for "I hereby crown the king of dumbasses"
Nurse: "How exactly did this injury occur?"
Patient: "I skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but I ended up crashing into the shed instead"
Nurse: "You're the king"
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When you are in the dark getting Noshed off and just before you are about to CUM you shout
WINTER IS COMING
and then shine a torch in her face
It was dark and I didn't see her face so I carried on till the end then Night king to get a look after
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do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.
Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.
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lol just add it to the list we are bored
jorden king is a person.
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When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee
Guy 1 : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Guy 2 : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Guy 1 : He did.
Guy 2 : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee
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the one and only lord of ganja smokeing. he wears a crown of ganja leaves and dresses in only the fineset of ganja guarments. king ganja comes to you when one has smoked to much ganja usealy a good 12 joints or more. he usualy apears off the cherrys of ure joint when you are fucked stonned with a bonner. some say that he has been around since the dawn of ganja and lives only in the deepest regions of the stonned human mind.
when mr curtis and mr keen smoked to much blue cheese king ganja apeared and sheared a joint of his mystical herb and sherd his knowledge of the wonders of ganja. and then just like that he was gone
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