Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
A euphemism for falling off a roof to your death.
“Jeremy Got Gaston’d”
“What”
“He fell of a roof and died”
the one that got away means goodbye mike. El where are you? Eleven? El?
"Oh god the one that got away is crazy"
"Goodbye mike.....
EL WHERE ARE YOU??? ELEVEN??? EL???
1👍 1👎
Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets
when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.
“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”
An expression that applies to something that only shows up once or twice a year. But when it does, it takes you on an emotional tour of suplex City - bitch.
I mean Tony, I get it. Your Christmas bonus was $100 less than last year. "You Just Got Lesnar'd" by your cheap skate boss for the second time in two years. At least it doesn't happen often.